Macbeth

Voici une de nos présentations orales en anglais, secondaire 3 avec Marcel Charrois! Il fallait présenter un acte de la pièce Macbeth, mais en le rendant plus "moderne". Dans la classe, nous avons été ceux qui ont fait le plus preuve d'originalité et cette pièce nous a value un 12/12 à tous! (Sauf Olivier qui a eut 11/12 XD )
C'est l'acte 5, le dernier!

Personnage :

Tackman :
Macbeth : Le Big Pimp, il a tué le dernier Big Pimp et tous les autres pimps qui étaient sur son chemin. Trois junkies lui ont dit qu'il ne devrait pas s'inquiéter tant que Central Park ne bougera pas, qu'il devrait éviter la Duff et que personne né d'un pimp ne pourra le tuer.

Mark :
Siward : Un pimp allié à Malcom et Macduff
Seyton : Le lieutenant de Macbeth

Mag :
Maid : Servante de Lady Macbeth
Malcom : L'héritier du précédant Big Pimp

Mélanie :
Lady Macbeth : La femme de Macbeth (et folle, c'est elle qui a poussé Macbeth à tuer le dernier Big Pimp)
Young Siward : Le fils de Siward

Charles :
Doctor : Le docteur qui s'occupe de Lady Macbeth
Menteith : Un pimp allié à Malcom et Macduff
Ross : Cousin et allié de Macduff

Olivier :
Messenger : Un messager drogué
Macduff : Un pimp qui déteste Macbeth et qui dirige une armée pour le vaincre

Maintenant, l'armée de Macduff va attaquer Macbeth, les deux camps se préparent pour ce combat...

-Scene 1-

Doctor : I've watched her with you for two days and I didn't find anything wrong with her...
Maid : Ever since the Big Pimp Macbeth left to get more territories, she wakes up and does weird things...
Doctor : Beside the weird things, did she say anything?
Maid : Yes, but I can't tell you.
Doctor : You must tell me.
Maid : I can't tell it to you or anyone else.
*Lady Macbeth enters while chilling*
Maid : She's coming and she's asleep, look.
Doctor : Her eyes are opened.
Maid : She's a sleepwalker.
Doctor : What is she doing? She is rubbing her hands.
Maid : Yes, she does that often.
Lady Macbeth : It doesn't want to go away. This blood won't get off easily.
Doctor : Did you hear that?
Lady Macbeth : The thane of Fife had a husband. I will never be able to wash my hands.
Maid : She said what she shouldn't have said.
Lady Macbeth : We still smell the blood, all the gunpowder of New York couldn't remove this smell.
Doctor : I cannot help her, she needs a better ghetto blaster.

-Scene 2-

Malcom : We will soon be able to kill Macbeth, men.
Menteith : Yeah, all right man!
Siward : What is this park?
Menteith : It's Central Park.
Malcom : We will hide behind the trees and we will approach Macbeth's Playboy Mansion.
Menteith : Make sure the trees are in a perfect row.
Malcom : Yo, we will beat Macbeth!
Siward : We will show that we are powerful gangstas, it's time to prove ourselves!

-Scene 3-

Macbeth : If only they didn't deserted us, we could have beat them without getting our bling-bling dirty.
*Lady Macbeth screams and falls*
Macbeth : What was that, men?
Seyton : It's the cry of a virile woman.
Lady Macbeth : I survived, it must be a sign from my God!
*Lady Macbeth walks, stumbles and a pack of beers and die*
*Seyton looks at Lady Macbeth, picks the pack of beers and goes back to Macbeth*
Seyton : Wassup! How you doing man?
Macbeth : Peace man, what was this sound?
Seyton : Your wife is dead, but I have beers!
Macbeth : Ah! It's good... that you have beers. She should have waited to die, because I was just about to show that I am the greatest pimp! Life is like a pimp, when you are a pimp, you want two things, money and territories, but to have territories, you need money... You know Seyton, it's hard to be a pimp.
Seyton : Yeah, but I don't see what it has to do with your wife's death.
Macbeth : Ya, me neither, I heard this in Pimp My Ride, and I thought it was a good time to say it.
*Messenger arrives*
Messenger : Hey men, Central Park is moving!
Macbeth : What did you say?
Messenger : THE PARK IS MOVING!
Macbeth : If you lie, I will kill your family!
Messenger : You already killed them.
Macbeth : Uh... Ya, it's true... so I will kill you with all the bullets I have!
Messenger : I'm sure that Central Park is moving.
Macbeth : We'll go fight, at least we'll die with our bling-bling.

-Scene 4-

Malcom : Macduff and I will lead this battle, remember our plan.
Siward : Good luck!
Macduff : Let's go fight!

-Scene 5-

Macbeth : I will fight, because nobody born from a gangster can kill me.
*Young Siward arrives*
Young Siward : Are you the Big Pimp Macbeth?
Macbeth : No.
Young Siward : Oh... Ok...
*Young Siward is about to leave*
Young Siward : You lied to me! You are the Big Pimp!
Macbeth : Yeah, I am Macbeth.
Young Siward : I am Young Siward, but they also call me Tiny Tony.
Macbeth : What do you want, Tiny Tony?
Young Siward : You fucking fucker fuck your fuck your fucking motherfucker fuck! And I will fight you with my sword!
Macbeth : And I will kill you with mine.
*Gunshot*
Macbeth : Haha! I had a gun! Nobody born from a gangster can kill me!
*Macduff and Siward arrive*
Macduff : You killed my family, and I'm not happy! I will kill you with my desert eagle!
Siward : The Playboy Mansion has surrender, the territory is our!

-Scene 6-

Macbeth : I won't give up, even if this war is lost, as long as there are pimps who want my place, I will fight.
Macduff : You bastard, look at me!
Macbeth : Duff, of all the pimps, you are the one I avoided.
Macduff : STFU! I will kill you!
Macbeth : Pfff! Nobody born from a gangster can kill me!
Macduff : I come from Manitoba, and there are no gangsters there!
Macbeth : A place without gangsters? It's impossible! If all you say is true, I don't want to fight you.
Macduff : Then give me all your territories and money!
Macbeth : Never! I prefer to die!
*Macduff shoots Macbeth*
Macbeth : That hurts!
*Macduff hits Macbeth with his gun and Macbeth dies*
*Ross comes to Siward*
Ross : Your son died.
Siward : Did he die like a pimp?
Ross : Yes, like a great pimp.
Siward : Then I'm proud of him.
Macduff : I killed the Big Pimp Macbeth!
Ross : Ha! I'm happy!
All : Hail the new Big Pimp Malcom!
Malcom : I will respect all the prostitutes and New York will become the greatest city!

Nice! Ya plein de fautes dans notre texte, mais too bad!